DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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