I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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