He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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