i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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