honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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