I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I think my moral compass just broke
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