Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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