i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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