when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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