chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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