Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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