I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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