There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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