this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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