David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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