Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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