He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Randomize
