Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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