I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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