I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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