Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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