Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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