susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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