windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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