I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Randomize
