im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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