Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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