I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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