Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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