we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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