Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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