At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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