your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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