Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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