just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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