he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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