i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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