butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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