I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
