ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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