They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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