You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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