Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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