Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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