i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
4 words: hood of his car
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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