We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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