White coat. Heels.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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