I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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