PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Randomize
