I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
