I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
