:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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