And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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